Men in tights chasing a ball around for hours on end while corporate America panders for your attention and dollars. Yep, it is Super Bowl Sunday this weekend, or as we call them “the straight Oscars.” You can either watch at home with a six pack and an extra-large bag of Doritos, or you can come watch the proceedings and laugh along with host comedian Belinda Carroll.
The always hilarious Carroll will emcee the event, with humorous color commentary on the game and festivities. She says, “We will be breaking down the homo-eroticism inherent in organized sports, in other words, we’re going to make fun of everyone!”
Come in costume, gorge on pizza and drinks and have a blast. Worried about security? Rumor has it that Portland’s female football team The Fighting Fillies will be on hand to quell any riots. The event is at the historic Bob White Theater in FoPo starting at 2pm until the whole sh’bang is done.